POLITICS MADE SIMPLE
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Do you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following
primer (thanks to the Manitoban - University of Manitoba) should clear it
up for you. No bull.

Socialism - You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.

Communism - You have two cows. Give both to the government.
The government gives you milk.

Capitalism - You sell one cow and buy a bull.

Facism - You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
The government sells it.

Nazism - The government shoots you and takes the cows.

New Dealism - The government shoots one cow, milks the other,
and pours the milk down the sink.

Anarchism - Keep the cows. Steal another one.
Shoot the government.

Conservatism - Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.

Liberalism - Give away one cow. Get the government to
give you a new cow. Now give them both away.

Current Mood: cheerful

I hate people that smell like cabbage!



LONG STORY...



love peace and much ganja
shannon

Current Mood: anxious

So the other day at work I was feeling quite dizzy...later that night when I got home, all hell broke loose and it was vomit central followed by a fever of 103. The next day (Wednesday) I went to the doctors and apparently there is some kind of virus going around. The strange thing is my doctor said I'm the first person she's seen over six years old to have the virus. So all in all I suppose that means I need to stop hanging around those pre-schools. (I'm kidding in case some of you actually think that I do that). Aside from all that jazz, I got to see my little brother and sister...I know this means nothing to anyone reading this but it was the highlight of my day. As was watching the George Lopez show with my parents.


well...I have an appointment tomorrow with a different kind of doctor. I would say "kill me" but my parents might look over my shoulder and take it literally.


love peace and much ganja
shannon

Current Mood: blank

SHANNABUBBLE HAS JUST BEEN PWND

COURTESY OF TEH TECH

I seem to be making wrong choices when it comes to the opposite sex. Well...in my life that is. Aparently I tend to act like I don't care...but I am not able to really see this. oh well I suppose one day I will "wake up" and it will all "click". But the thing is what if it doesn't click and I keep thinking that I'm not doing anything wrong. If someone is telling you you are wrong...does it ALWAYS have to mean that you are? Or is it possible that perhaps you don't actually have to feel bad about what is going on? I don't really think that anyone will ever know the exact answer to what is right and wrong when it comes to dating. You just have to let it take its' course and see if it lasts. If it does, then...FANTASTIC! If it doesn't then it's anouther life lesson that you just have to take into consideration.


love peace and much ganja
shannon

ho-kay...so, I had work and such today...it was...BORING. But this is all besides the point. For...I am stumped. I feel torn between two things in my life. Do I stay or do I go (I also believe this is a song as well), anywhoo...No matter what I do I know it will be the best chioce for me.


love peace and much ganja
shannon

Current Mood: peaceful

Ignorance is bliss.



I am not your movie
you cannot yell cut
you cannot set blocking for my life
I am strange
I am different
and I do not pose a threat
live life
live love
live lies
I am not about to lie about who I am
I'm only an actress on stage
I'm only an actress with you




you are strangly constrictive.


peace love and much ganja
shannon

John and I are not broken up...he is not with Nikita, and I highly doubt any of you thought he was...


love peace and much ganja
shannon

Current Mood: amused

life is stressful...

'nuff said

love peace and much ganja
shannon

Current Mood: blah

I woke up around twelve yesterday (yes I was being lazy), and after getting dressed and grabbing a quick glass of water...went to go get a tattoo. And...I LOVE IT! I got a green peace symbol on the side of my stomach. I hope to build off of it with words and a few flowers. ANYWHOOOO... My grandparents are in town so I will probably go spend some time with them.


love peace and much ganja
shannon

Current Mood: awake